cuteness overload!!!
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Dark hair: “Oh my fucking God, bitch! I thought those fucking towels were somebody in my fuckin’ hallway, bitch!”
i am sobbing
I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day
My sister keeps coming into the room and doing this.
Why.
The world needs to see this.
The laughing is the killer
I am both of them
Tays laugh is killing me
again for your enjoyment.
neighbours || part 5
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
dear the person living in flat 132: next time you have sex please be more quiet. sincerely flat 131 :-)
*unedited*
“okay, last night was a huge mistake,” y/n confirmed for the tenth time that morning, her heart was still pounding hard against her chest and she was still shaken up that she had sex with calum.
calum, her annoying sex crazed neighbour who is now her friend and room mate.
y/n was more than confused with herself on why she even agreed to have sex with calum (even though she was drunk), she was almost certain that she had no attraction towards the guy.
so why would the drunk y/n let calum take away her virginity?
“just calm down about it,” calum spoke slowly, pulling on a grey sweater, “it was just sex. i mean sometimes friends can do that-”
“yeah but you’re dating someone!” y/n snapped, angrily handing him a cup of coffee (with two spoonfuls of sugar and a dash of milk- just how he likes his coffee in the mornings), “also… i’m a virgin.” she casually added, taking a sip out of her tea.
“y-you’re what?” calum almost spat out his coffee, choking on his own saliva, “you’re joking right?”
calum looked so shocked and terrified, his eyes hoping that y/n was just pulling his leg. the girl took a big gulp and forced on a smile, “yeah, i was just joking,” she laughed awkwardly, running her fingers through her freshly washed hair.
“okay good!” calum breathed out in relief, pretending to wipe an invisible sweat off his forehead, “for a second i thought i actually you know… popped your cherry!”
“um yeah no,” y/n beamed at him, hastily gulping down the remaining bit of her drink, “well, i have to go to work now and um i might be a little late.”
“oh really why?” calum watched y/n grab her bag off the rack and pull on her cardigan, obviously eager to get out of the apartment due to her rushing anxious thoughts crowding her mind which was pushing her to the edge of breaking down.
“i um… apartment inspection,” she lied, wrapping her trembling hand around the door knob, “alright, i’m pretty late, you see my boss is pretty strict with punctuality and shit, i mean i’ve already gotten two strikes, don’t want to risk my job just because i lost my virginity! wait no i mean- i’m talking too much, okay. see you later!” she was talking so fast that calum didn’t even realise that she was already out the door because he was too busy processing what she had just blabbered.
“she’s a virgin?” calum asked to no one in particular as he was the only one in the apartment.
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